FOGJUNK 2: A Cucumbersome Man

Hello, you dirty dogs.

This is FOGJUNK: The Official Forum of Goods Email Group.

Sit back, grab a sweet treat, and do some actual doomscrolling.

Here.

Reading my mess.

It’s a nightmare.

Did you see my new stuff?

It’s been a good two weeks. Both of my convention banners did well and I squeezed in time to make this custom jacket.

The one for Wild Isley brought in a bunch of new follows, which is cool. I had a giveaway for 3,000, but it seems I’ll hit 4,000 before I have the time.

The Doodles by Fae one did shockingly well, so that was a surprise and awesome. It would have been my most liked post, if not for the Wild Isley banner.

The jacket was a longtime project I wanted to do. I got the fabric from SCRAP in Baltimore, an amazing secondhand fabric and craft store.

“Never Be Too Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucumber.”

FOG will be Out of Office!

I’ll be travelling for two weeks coming up.

I hope to have a How You Make A FOG Banner or two ready to post.

Of course, I will be posting travel photos.
Of course, I will be throwing fits like an MLB pitcher.

More exciting though, is that I will be getting my sewing machine professionally cleaned.

Bumper stickers!

When I get back, I will print a handful off and see how they sell. Honestly, I have no idea what I’m doing.

Here they are!

I ripped these bumper images off of Oxford Pennant’s site 😈😈😈

Library Shirts Update.

I have some stock left! If you want them, message me.

Limited sizes, mostly big ones.

“It Doesn’t Even Burn My Eyes!” (or skin, or ears)

FOG Skincare

Every morning I wake up and dip my face into warm glue.

I have started using SPF in deference to John Cena.

FOG AOTY 2025

I’ve been giving some thought to how large and unwieldy it was in 2024 - a product of the year’s bounty not my inability to edit a list!!!☝☝☝

Nonetheless! It will be shorter this year.

You all should check out the track “The Bog Body” by Viagra Boys.

What I got going on …

Convention Banners
The most recent one drained me a bit.

It just had small issue after small issue. The next one is much simpler, thank god.

This is never ending however.

That being said!

My workspace is getting a small clean and I will probably sew some small stuff before I leave.

I kinda don’t wanna commit to a big thing right before I go. Things might be coming!

Small things, not big things.

CURRENT WORKSPACE
STATUS

So what do we think?

I hope you reach out and let me know what you’d like to see!

Thank you, I love you.

“I Love Thinking About Forum of Goods!”